Ahmed had sent his sales pitch to seven people, according to the address list, and I was curious. So I tried to contact my fellow spam sufferers. Wanted to know who they were. Do they read their spam? Do they buy from spam?
Are they finding, as I am, that the latest subject lines are worth reading?
Here's a cutesy theft: "Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced." Ha!
Or, "On the other hand, you have different fingers."
Ahmed chose "Lose that ugly Belly." I love Capitalized Nouns. They're very Pooh Bear.
Not to mention the poetry
at the bottom o' the plug (to scam the compu-coppers): "slide the apology inspiration ! gang a maintain may band introd try balfour not dutchmen see cherish but asynchronous a competition in applied the coercible may gorham not hereinafter some." Those brillig toves! Gorham's not in my dictionary.
Yeah, I tried to connect.
Who are you, email@example.com?