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E-mail home

Ahmed had sent his sales pitch to seven people, according to the address list, and I was curious. So I tried to contact my fellow spam sufferers. Wanted to know who they were. Do they read their spam? Do they buy from spam?

Are they finding, as I am, that the latest subject lines are worth reading?

Here's a cutesy theft: "Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced." Ha! Or, "On the other hand, you have different fingers."

Ahmed chose "Lose that ugly Belly." I love Capitalized Nouns. They're very Pooh Bear. Not to mention the poetry at the bottom o' the plug (to scam the compu-coppers): "slide the apology inspiration ! gang a maintain may band introd try balfour not dutchmen see cherish but asynchronous a competition in applied the coercible may gorham not hereinafter some." Those brillig toves! Gorham's not in my dictionary.

Yeah, I tried to connect.

Who are you,


# re: E-mail home
June 9, 2006 8:16 AM
It is again your scribe, whose morning e-mail contained a missive from Augustus that was sent to ... me, six others, and dragoon_noogard!

We are truly buds, now.